try and fix it first with wee and cotton wool

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)

wee spunk cotton wool jam
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

they never work

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

but it's fun trying.

( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)

it's not, it's just degrading and tiring
especially when you've a whole office to look after
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)

when can't it be fun
if it involves masturbation and conserves?

EXPLAIN.
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

when you catch barbara from accounts rubbing herself over the laser printer you just fixed
fat barbara, the one who smells like cats and fabreeeze
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)

+ cabbage
there's a woman at work who has the exact same malodorous tendencies.

She needs a good raping to get her back in line.
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)