"HELLO? IS THAT JIM?
JIM, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. YOUR DAD'S DEAD!"
Jim: "Oh no, that's...that's awful...wh...how? When?"
"NOT REALLY! IT'S A WIND UP!"
"Oh! Ha ha ha ha! Who is this really?"
"DAVE CUNT FROM SHIT FM!"

/some stand I saw a while back
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