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I'm bored
We have local radio on in the office, and the annoying DJ wants people to send stuff in, email forwards, and amusing attachments.

Anyone got anything vaguely amusing? send it to daryl at hallamfm.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
Is it Daryl Denham?
He funny.

My mum nearly shagged a DJ at Hallam years ago, he offered her a trip in a hot air balloon with Right Said Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)
...if she didn't

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
he probably is quite funny
but all you get is adverts and jingles. he says about 4 sentences an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)
He did a show called Daryl Denham's Unshaven Haven
on Emap stations after the chart show on a Sunday for about 3 weeks. It was fucking funny & god knows how it was allowed on the radio at that time - it was supposed to run for 6 weeks but they had to take it off air. I might email him & see if he can point me towards some recordings.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
How very profoundly Local Radio.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
"HELLO? IS THAT JIM?
JIM, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. YOUR DAD'S DEAD!"
Jim: "Oh no, that's...that's awful...wh...how? When?"
"NOT REALLY! IT'S A WIND UP!"
"Oh! Ha ha ha ha! Who is this really?"
"DAVE CUNT FROM SHIT FM!"

/some stand I saw a while back
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
*writes down in book*

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
ha!
local radio is one of my bug bears of living in a small town

fucking ocean fm

i much prefer pirate house/techno/drum&bass radio, even if most of it is shouty adverts for club nights
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
I mostly listen to Radio 1 if I have the radio on.
I used to be a groupie for the local radio station when I was about 12-15 & listening to local radio brings it all back.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)
a local radio groupie?

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
Yes, it's very sad.
Me & a friend used to go & hang out at the studios a lot & sit about with the DJs while they did their shows, & go to all the roadshows & make them cakes & shit. Oh & snogged them.
Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
rinsin'

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)
Send him the link to my webcomic.
Today's strip stars Hugh Laurie.

/Is a spammy whore but you love it really
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
That's a fairly excellent impression of House.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
Send him a link to /talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
Fuck no, that Mills cunt was bad enough

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
You know what's offensive. I'll tell you what's offensive.
When someone asks you to draw a picture of them and you do and they don't even put it in their profile. That's offensive.
*very sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
Do one of me.
I'll put it in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)
I quote from your profile;
"i don't normally put other people's pictures in my profile "

And where is the certificate I did for you? That's not in there. Even though you did abandon your religious cult shortly after I did it, it's no excuse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)
Yeah, but I AM BALDMONKEY.
Sdifrint
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)