"work from home" eh?
Do you, perchance, have to go to the high street once a fortnight to cash your giro "pay cheque" at the Post Office? To get your giro "pay cheque" do you have to queue up with scores of other unwashed scumbags "fellow employees" until one of the Jobcentre employees "HR department" finds your details and makes sure you aren't committing benefit fraud are being paid enough for all your hard work?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:57, archived)

Pfffft..!
No!!! Hurrah!! (although I am now tempted - you make it sound so nice!)

Although as penenance, they do make me drive a BMW.

/bears cross without complaint
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:01, archived)