A lot of the BNP's manifesto went over her head
she's clearly not mentally competent to boil water, let alone dance in public.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)

It was only because
someone made it into a paper aeroplane and threw it at her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)