That's lager you heathen.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)

Lager IS beer you fool.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)

It's not.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a refreshing pint of Carling in the summer, but it's not proper beer.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

This.
If it's your favourite, you're not even trying.
( Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)