they should replace him
with a suicide bomber
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

or some kind of murder/rapist combo

( MONO!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

all 3
and make it baldmonkey
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)

stick all the
Channel 4 execs in there until they realise it's crap tv and dull
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)