i'd go to the chip shop if i were you.

( scott,, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

yes.
or have a sandwich.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

careful with the knife there.

( scott,, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

he'd be best off using a spoon
less risk
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

and margarine instead of butter,
just to stay on the safe side.
( scott,, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)

This
unlike you'd prefer to have half of your face left.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)