You are so gay for him.
You hardly go a day without talking about him in some way.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:33, archived)

The man does have a point
Should I have my back to the wall when I see you about?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:34, archived)

He has me wrapped around his little finger.
I write him notes.
I send him things.
But NO.
He's just out sexing yet ANOTHER harlot that he's adding to his harem.

*cries in corner*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:37, archived)