1) Learn to stretch your minge about 3 feet wide
2) Break into his flat, naked
3) Hold onto his ceiling
4) When he walks in, let go
5) Envelope him whole
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)

Pffft!

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)