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Alright
which of you sods misses me, eh? I need love, and not the kind that requires lube.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31, archived)
I miss you
only because my aim is shit
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
sulpherlove only requires some matches.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
Sulpher love?
I'm intrigued.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
sorry, love causes cancer.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
and rythmn is a dancer

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
that causes cancer too

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
what doesnt these days?
i heard AIDs can cause it
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
only the BAD AIDS
:P
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
The good AIDS does too.
If you catch it through your belly button.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
David Bowie is a prancer

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
me
but my aim is improving.

*luffs*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
*luffs back*
I miss placing my cock whistle between your plastic norks.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)
I may aswell do this before anyone else does
whistle plastic

How's tricks?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
Meh...
It gets worse by the day over here.

But I have resoluted that I shall indeed have a better 2007.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Im "fairly" new to /talk but I shall miss you
just to make you happies.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
awwwwwwwwwwww

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
well..
I certainly don't miss YOU!

Of course I do
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)

Emo
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
More Gothic than emo.
but I feel most of my good "hanging out" friends are there...

And I'm here.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
I love you
I'm gonna marry you remember? Especially now as the IT Guy "isn't ready for a girlfriend".

Why can't man just be honest and say "EEWWW I WOULDN'T GO NEAR YOU, YOU MAKE MY BELL-END SHRIVEL UP"
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
1) Learn to stretch your minge about 3 feet wide
2) Break into his flat, naked
3) Hold onto his ceiling
4) When he walks in, let go
5) Envelope him whole
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
Pffft!

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
For all you know, it could be shrivelled up already and youve saved yourself a lot of hassle
plus nice sig :-)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
AWww.. I wouldn't say that
You were there, weren't you?

On the 20th?

YAY for love and marriage!

WHo will be my best man?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)