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Alright
which of you sods misses me, eh? I need love, and not the kind that requires lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31, archived)
I miss you
only because my aim is shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
sulpherlove only requires some matches.

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
Sulpher love?
I'm intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
sorry, love causes cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
and rythmn is a dancer

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
that causes cancer too

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
what doesnt these days?
i heard AIDs can cause it
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
only the BAD AIDS
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
The good AIDS does too.
If you catch it through your belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
David Bowie is a prancer

(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
me
but my aim is improving.

*luffs*
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
*luffs back*
I miss placing my cock whistle between your plastic norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)
I may aswell do this before anyone else does
whistle plastic

How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
Meh...
It gets worse by the day over here.

But I have resoluted that I shall indeed have a better 2007.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Im "fairly" new to /talk but I shall miss you
just to make you happies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
awwwwwwwwwwww

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
well..
I certainly don't miss YOU!

Of course I do
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)

Emo
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
More Gothic than emo.
but I feel most of my good "hanging out" friends are there...

And I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
I love you
I'm gonna marry you remember? Especially now as the IT Guy "isn't ready for a girlfriend".

Why can't man just be honest and say "EEWWW I WOULDN'T GO NEAR YOU, YOU MAKE MY BELL-END SHRIVEL UP"
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
1) Learn to stretch your minge about 3 feet wide
2) Break into his flat, naked
3) Hold onto his ceiling
4) When he walks in, let go
5) Envelope him whole
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
For all you know, it could be shrivelled up already and youve saved yourself a lot of hassle
plus nice sig :-)
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
AWww.. I wouldn't say that
You were there, weren't you?

On the 20th?

YAY for love and marriage!

WHo will be my best man?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)