The Very Hungry Caterpillar had an excellent entry for ages.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)

What's that?
You think it would be excellent to enter a caterpillar?
You are very hungry for caterpillar mimsy?
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)

Quite, clammy minge.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)

My clitoris is a single pearl.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:26, archived)

You don't know what that book is? Blimey. It's better than the bible.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:26, archived)

Of course I know what the book is, you knob.
I was making a hilarious comment suggesting that Malchick, who is a poofaceman, would like to have sexual relations with a butterfly sprog.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)

*shagsshagsshags*

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)

Now try it in my bellybutton.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)

I can fit an alarming amount of my little finger into my belly button.
But that's probably because it bends the wrong way.
( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)

*experiments*
If I push, I can fit the whole finger in, right the way down to the base.
Without pushing, it goes in up to the first knuckle.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)

pfft. I didn't know that.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)

whyyy?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)