You can be such an old cunt at times.*hands a copy of 'Look In'*
Now, read that, and don't come back until you know the lyrics to 'Green Door'
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:19,
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Does it go like this?Mr. Wu no longer has a laundry. Sad to say the business was flop.
He shouted 'what a hope' as he chewed a bar of soap
And then put up the shutters of the shop.
Said Mr. Wu, "What shall I do?" and Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now.
The laundry, it didn't pay.
Now there's no clean collars down Limehouse Way.
When he goes out working, interest he arouses
Polishing the windows with worn-out ladies blouses.
He wears a pair of Cami nicks to save his Sunday trousers
‘Cos Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now.
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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:22,
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That'll do...*copyrights*
*gets on the phone to Shakin' Stevens agent*
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:25,
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