I've felt a bit like that ever since starting university

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)

The trick is to open the door ever so slightly,
then put your hand over the button for the light, holding it down. That way it doesn't turn on.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)