no, he's not
Cos that stuff above wasn't total shite.

*ducks in anticipation of pro-streets backlash*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

A compliment (I think). Thankyou


\does that make it just partially shite if it's not totally shite?
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

Well, it was originally intended to just be an insult to the Streets
But, your ditty is nice and I like. So yes, it is a compliment. well done sir.

*hopes the fluff will keep him going till pub time*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)

Spankyou monkey*

There once was a mighty badger,
who had a really big todger,
known for his special spaz dance,
he was the maddest badger from France!

*badger
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)

why thank you
Obviously, the large cock bit may or may not make up for french bit, but no-one's ever written a poem for me before

*sniff*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)

Well really big cock out-weighs* France I think
*not literally
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)

Ah ...so....
If your cock weighs more .... than France .... then you must be ..... A WITCH!

BURN HIM!

/burns self at stake
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)