this is really fucking me off...
*EDIT not the poem thingie, thats worryingly talented*
every time i send anything out on this computer, the stupid works firewall insists on 'scanning it for security purposes',which takes about 2mins... anybody got any ideas on how to stop it?
(jazzpotato, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

go and take
a piss in the server.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

I find a shit in the server more fulfilling*
*how the fuck do you spell full filling as one word?
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)

Like
you did just then.
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)

Splendid!
I'm fulfilled with joy after fulfilling my lifetime ambition of spelling fulfilling.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)

Pour a cup of hot tea
in the hole at the front.


/Has a new second hand kettle.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)

WOO! to new kettle
what's the problem with kronenburg though? I find it the best of all freely available draft continental lagers ....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)