That sounds more like
a password than a Salary!!

It also sounds like lots of money!

*whistles* Do you have a vacancy for a stalker at the moment...?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)

tax free and stalker free
lucky me!
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)

Hurrah!!
*submits extensive 'Stalker' CV*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)

accepts
....calls for an interview
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

*accepts invitation for interview*

*dis-shevels self*

*attends interview*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)

i am impressed by your cv...
i do have a position which just opened. 2 questions: how much access will i have to first give you for the stalking to commence? and when can you start?
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

I can start immediately.
*starts immediately*

Which nicely answers your first question...
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

i said
leave me alone!

sheesh. no reason to get obsessed.


*runs
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

Mwahahahahaah
*slinks back in to the shadows*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:25, archived)

(Combine Harvester, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)