NOT in proportion
and with regular sized dingly danglies
tis true, i did my research
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

A mate's mate married a dwarf. 100% fact
Apparently she had a short temper though.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:51, archived)