i always end up sitting next to them
and they always have to keep one arm on their little trolley thing. even if that involves putting their arm around me to do it. dont know why they dont just sit on the outer seat. urrrgh
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)

stab them
in the face, with their own umbrella.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)