
Surely the pen would kind of . . . splat?
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:45, archived)

When I next feel the urge to write someone's name on a shit, I shall remember that advice.
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)

Always glad to be of service...
*dons mask and cape*
*flies off into the night*
The evenings work for the Poo Drawer is finsihed here...
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)

but I'm not sure why
/oh yes I am - engage brain before typing post
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:45, archived)

Have they broken the toilet & pissed in the flowerpots yet?
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)

I see we are not on the same thought process here
never mind - don't worry
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)

Why do you mean something entirely different?
*whistles innocently*
*gives Claire Rayner a call*
( , Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)