I have never bought or sold anything via ebay
It is an evil place, the home of Satan and all his little mini-devils, who dance and galavant arount, luring the unsuspecting (and even the suspecting) into wasting their money on fraudulent transactions when it is a God-given FACT that all such money would be far better spent on beer and fags.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:09, archived)

I once bought one of those little
ceramic hedgehogs from a nice lady.
It was £1.25 inclusive of postage.
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)