Surely kicking Barry White in the nuts would be the best key change ever?*
* may not work now he's DTF
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)

Heh heh heh
What's big black and stiff and doesn't turn women on.

I'd forgotten about that one....thanks.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)