No
Because they're lazy workshy bastards.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

No ...
they are workshy, but they make gravy. Earwigs, I believe, are the prime chutney constructors ..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:02, archived)