Do woodlice sneeze?

( Comma, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)

If they do, I'm sure they'd curl up and roll backwards at 60mph
Haaaa ha ha haaaa CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*wizzes off backwards down the patio*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)

Ah that's what it was!
I thought someone had shot me with an air rifle while I was sunbathing yesterday.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

No, that was me flicking bogies at you

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

Cool
Keep doing it. Then I can roll my own snot pasties to avoid nipple sunburn. :D
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)

You sicken me

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)

That
was the plan, yes.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:38, archived)

Ugh....mission accomplished
Dirty girl!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)

You arouse me

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)

That
was worrying.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)

you roger me

( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)

That
was an out and out lie.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)

'Was' an out and out lie...
But it's true now?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)

Uh...uh...wait a min...
Uhhhhh.

Yes. :)
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:41, archived)

roger that.
over.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)

*Passes tissue*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)

Do spiders make chutney?

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)

No
Because they're lazy workshy bastards.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

No ...
they are workshy, but they make gravy. Earwigs, I believe, are the prime chutney constructors ..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:02, archived)

don't know
but it looks like woodlouse could be tasty
www.geocities.com/~gregmck/woodlice/recipes.htm
anyone up for it?
( mongychops, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)

Hmm
Crunchy
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)

Wow, woodlice grow an extra pair of legs when pregnant!
What a bonus that would be for the new age woman.

It would also seem that they are thick as pig shit, as they cannot find there way out of a maze.

Did you also know they can survive on eating paper alone?

has just discovered the wonder that is the woodlice
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)

Earwigs have a spare nob
and it's huge
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)

Meh ... I have an entire spare body*
(* may officially be called a twin)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:36, archived)

Handy if you dismember yourself though
I'm sure he would'nt mind "giving you a hand"

/gets coat
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)

You're asking entirely too many questions
*Calls KGB*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:14, archived)

if you tickle them

( butchbint, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:14, archived)