yeah
cos then you wouldn't have to stand up to wipe it on the curtains

/Northern post-coital behaviour
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

I laughed very loudly then

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

I aim to please
after more than three pints, I'm quite pleased to aim, too .....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)