Bumpork
and Clitmangle

And use the shed to breed rats to feed to the cats.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)

Good names
I already have a pet female rat, and a male hamster. I wonder if that would produce hats, or ramsters?
(Bingo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)