Jokes that are funny when pissed in the pub become dull when read online - especially the racist ones, which I would probably have a guilty snigger at if one of my mates said them, because I'd know they didn't actually believe the stuff. With faceless internet people it's hard to tell, so any potential humour is instantly removed.
Oh, and Ning people.
Oh, and *bumrapes everyone*
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 10:52, archived)
And the dead baby ones always raise a chuckle. I just don't see what's funny or clever about saying things along the lines of "and then it turned out he was a NIGGER!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!1!!11!" It's not offensive, it's just pathetic.
Plus there is the whole problem that by the third page most of the good ones have been repeated several times over.
But anyway...
*opens up fresh hole in the back of supermoore's thigh with his trusty stanley knife*
*humps and spoffs*
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)