3. Go to a pub. You're bound to meet a man there who'll do it for a fiver. If the man has a beard, a dodgy tattoo, and prosthetic hands made of copper, all the better.

6. self.melt()

10. You can charge twice as much for your time.

22. It's in between the drawing pin and the Kingpin.

31. Your eyes are open. The side of your head facing the equipment to be tested is the side with your eyes on. You are wearing any prescription spectacles or contact lenses.

32. Leap thirty feet in the air, glow yellow and make your skeleton visible, and assume a Bride-of-Frankenstein hairdo.

38. Giant raisins.

51. Hell yeah, how else you gonna test it?

59. Diabetes.

64. Violation of indecent exposure laws.
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

*cackle*
Maybe I should give comedy answers to the ones i've got no chance of guessing :-D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:16, archived)