Ooh, sorry about this
but that reminded me of another pet hate of mine: "Click to Enter" pages. I already clicked, dammit!
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:26, archived)

er
and 'noframes'
or, in fact, 'frames'

...

and tables.
(pseudosocrates, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:48, archived)