You dirty spandex bastard.
That's not music.
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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:03,
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It is the acest!
Can play instruments - Check
Can write their own songs - Check
Grow their own hair - Check
RAWK - CHECK!!! *Air Guitar solo*
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:24,
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