Cover yourself in marmite/bootpolish
go to Brixton/harlem/local black neighbourhood and repeat all the "hilarious" racist jokes from this week's question, and get a mate to film the results.

OR: Kill Robert Kilroy-Silk

OR: Work in IT? Rig the US Presidential elections in John Kerry's favour.

OR: It's nearly winter, and the clocks will be going back in just over a month, meaning that those of us with jobs won't see daylight again for several months. Kill every single Scottish farmer so that there's no need to change ths sodding clocks.

OR: Kittens are cute, but kittens in costumes are cuter. Burn them.

OR (my favourite): Send Nosemonkey all your money.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)

OR: It's nearly winter, and the clocks will be going back in just over a month, meaning that those of us with jobs won't see daylight again for several months. Kill every single Scottish farmer so that there's no need to change ths sodding clocks.

I like it.
(Christopsy, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)