STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Got any ideas for that section of the newsletter? - brain not working today.
( rob, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)

Get arrested:
See if you can get arrested under the provention of terrorism act for doing something bizarre, but ultimately harmless.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)

Flawed plan: How will they report back?
They'll never see the outside world again.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)

Like these ninja students today
was it one of you?
( Wifey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)

Gat some proper
video of Britains big cats/ the yeti/ ufo's/ aliens

Not like this crap attempt
( Wifey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

I like this quote:
"I take a keen interest in wildlife and I'm always peering through binoculars at things when I'm in Wales," he said.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)

Make a video of..
...Yourself playing Ice-Cream-Van jingles loudly in your car whilst driving through an estate... Filming the resultant confused children who flock to the roadside..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

nice

( rob, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)

A TV with a light gun attached to it
that superimposes bulletwounds on the picture.

edit: or a website, upload a celebrity photo and get it back with added fatal injury.
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

Dye yourself, from the inside:
We keep hearing that eating/drinking too much of certain projects can make your skin go a funny colour. Prove it.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)

Cover yourself in marmite/bootpolish
go to Brixton/harlem/local black neighbourhood and repeat all the "hilarious" racist jokes from this week's question, and get a mate to film the results.

OR: Kill Robert Kilroy-Silk

OR: Work in IT? Rig the US Presidential elections in John Kerry's favour.

OR: It's nearly winter, and the clocks will be going back in just over a month, meaning that those of us with jobs won't see daylight again for several months. Kill every single Scottish farmer so that there's no need to change ths sodding clocks.

OR: Kittens are cute, but kittens in costumes are cuter. Burn them.

OR (my favourite): Send Nosemonkey all your money.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)

OR: It's nearly winter, and the clocks will be going back in just over a month, meaning that those of us with jobs won't see daylight again for several months. Kill every single Scottish farmer so that there's no need to change ths sodding clocks.

I like it.
(Christopsy, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)

Take your revenge on technology:
We love that scene in Office Space where they destroy the shared printer. Dispose of your surplus technology in as violent a way as possible.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)

yes!
i will see if i can dig up the video clip me and my friends made of blowing up a computer for a a-level computing video project
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)

Grasshopperchopper.
Customise a Chopper bike to look like a grasshopper.
( Comma, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)

Or mutilate a grasshopper
to look like a bicycle.

*takes out pen-knife*
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

grasshopperwhopperchopper
.... with a really huge cock
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

Get a record deal:
It's all about image these days. We reckon it's possible to get a record deal on the basis of a good looking website and sleeping with one of the 3am girls. Prove us right, and win a lime.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)

We can't leave home without worrying that we have left the gas on. Make a device that will contact us if gas levels in our house rise to a dangerous level and they might kill our caged friend Jonti.
( magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)

Perform a social experiment:
don't buy your round for a month and chart your relationships.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)

I've tried it.
No one complains when you're there, but they do stop inviting you out, so you just have to do a bit of extra research to find what pubs people are in.
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

go on a rampage of subtle social subversion
walk around your town - moving benchs to face mecca - put brown bottles in the green bottle bank - feed the ducks strange bread - photo results !
( connor, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

updated random b3ta uplaod project result thingy

CLICKY!

and dont expect to understand anything you see
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)