Grasshopperchopper.
Customise a Chopper bike to look like a grasshopper.
( Comma, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)

Or mutilate a grasshopper
to look like a bicycle.

*takes out pen-knife*
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

grasshopperwhopperchopper
.... with a really huge cock
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)