*Belm*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)

oh pissknuckles
now I'm going to have to one-click joey deacon's life story and the 1980 blue peter annual
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

You are the B3ta Bitch
Anyone else like a go?
It's fun!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

I have many many camels worth of plastic credit
I could one-click myself all the way to ye olde paupers' gaol
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

OK Buy
this and this, you cunt.
*bumrapes*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)

*lights up hamlet .... the mild cigar*
(I'm not that stupid)

(although ... foreword by martin landau ... *mouse hovers over 1click*)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)

Officially known as "my mate Martin Landau"
I've still got his phone number knocking around somewhere.
I rule.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)