Pffft
You should carry a bottle of spunk with you at all times, in case you get turned to dust.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 9 May 2007, 22:22,
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I might just market this idea.
Il need volunteers for the "product"
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 9 May 2007, 22:25,
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