Before being made redundant
as one of Virgin Media's testers, my brother had to watch various channels and programmes to made sure they were being broadcasted properly. This included porn.

This particular plot involved the build-up to a wedding.
The bride-to-be has just had naughties with the best man.
"That was amazing!" she exclaims.
With a smarmy coolness, he replies "Honey, that's why they call me the best man."
/100% trufax
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)