christ, grow up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 3:59, archived)

I'm 18
I think you'll find this allows me to go and snort cocaine off girls bodies.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)

you'll excuse me if I fail to get excited
but that post really came across like you're pissed on a sniff of the barmaid's apron and having a juvenile wank fantasy with OMG druz0rz thrown in for good measure
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:05, archived)

Yeah it's annoying to be honest
because I'm well aware that around midnight to three in the morning /talk is innundated with randoms saying "Yeah I drank 18 times my own bodyweight and smoked loadzzz of cannabis LOL LMAFOA!!!111!!"

But my story is true and Im immensly proud, so I thought despite the criticism I would obviously recieve I would post it anyway.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)

Neither big nor clever.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:36, archived)

I think you'll find that the law still disagrees with you on the cocaine bit.
3 to 5 years worth of disagreeing I believe.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:12, archived)

Did I say cocaine?
I meant sherbert.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:15, archived)

oh fuck the law
coke is fun
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:17, archived)

Quiet, perp!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:22, archived)

what?
nothing wrong with coca-cola
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:24, archived)

yeah.
errm... that's what I meant aswell.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:26, archived)