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I'm sorry oh great gilgamesh, for offending your sensibilties
from now on I will only post random bollocks on the talk board at half four in the morning when all of three people are on it.

I wouldn't want to make your life more dull than it already is now would I? What with you being on an internet message board at quarter to five in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:45, archived)
I never said you offended me
I just said you're a dull little child with an over-active imagination who can't eat three wine gums without getting wankered
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:46, archived)
Well in all honestly you don't KNOW that now do you?
If Id've said "oh yeah I drank 15 pints" then fair enough, I would've imagined I was lying. But I've been on b3ta long enough to know that people who boast about how much they've drank are usually dickheads.

So what, yeah I ate three wine gums and nearly passed out; guess I'm a terrible person aren't I? I don't think it really matters to be honest

If I was lying I would've said I shagged a pair of 18 year old blonde twins whilst drinking moet from their vaginas.

fact is I didn't, I pulled a slightly overwieght 30 year old with pretty eyes who, upon talking to her, happened to deal cocaine as a sideline- I asked her if I could "snort coke off her naked body" mostley as a joke and she said yeah.

If you choose to believe this isn't true, and I'm actually fucking sad enough to make up a story to three or four people on an internet message board at 5 in the morning, then be my guest; just don't have a go at me about it- because you have no idea how true it ACTUALLY is and it's none of your cunting business, you're not king of /talk
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:58, archived)
WOBBLE! BIG FAT FUCKING WOBBLE!
TL:DR
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:59, archived)
I'm RISing all over this.

(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)