
LOOK AT MEEEE!
WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE!
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:48, archived)

that's maturity there.
So what did you do tonight Mr Smarty pants?
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:50, archived)

WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE!
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:52, archived)

you tried your best to have a go at me for posting something about what I felt was an achievement at four in the morning to all of about three people.
Right now I think it's just you and me on the board but I'll tell you this.
It was a school disco, am I meant to be somehow ashamed by this?
I did drink alcopops, does this somehow make me less masculine than you your highness?
I did pull a (non ugly) bird who was twelve years my senior and I'm feeling happy about that, is this somehow wrong?
Obviously whatever you did with your evening was so much more productive and exciting that my evening deserves to be ridiculed right?
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:56, archived)

just bookmark the last thread then come back and read it in ten years when you're all grown up
then cringe with well-deserved embarassment
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:59, archived)

I think I should get an office job and hang around on internet messageboards in the early mornings laying into anybody that had fun that night.
Would that please you, sir gilgamesh of annoydom?
Maybe you should learn to grow up and stop critising people for being 18 and going to their sixth form prom and getting drunk.
Let me guess, you went to yours and then the cheerleaders tipped pigs blood all over you, causing you to go on a telekenetic rampage?
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:02, archived)

Tell you what, why don't we both agree to shut up and not introduce a stupid argument into the day shift?
You don't know a bloody thing about me, and so what might seem like a bit of attention seeking wankerdom is actually just something I felt like sharing with the few people on the board at this time.
I knew people might criticise me for it but whatever, it's not like there's more than two or three people posting anyway so it's not like it's pushing anything important off the board.
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:11, archived)

CHEESE BUKKAKE WANK PORN FRENCH KEYBOARD PEN
PAPER
DURACELL PAINTY CAMERA WANK
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:38, archived)

I'll never doubt him ever again
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:55, archived)

someone who never posts on /talk turns up after a night out saying
"LOL I DRUNK 40 TRILLION PINTS AND THEN SHAGGED KIRSTEN DUNST"
while other people are trying to chat
but at 4 in the morning, I think a semi-regular talk poster should be able to have a small boast about a sexual conquest without some self proclaimed moderator telling me I'm a stupid cunt.
Because ultimately, gilgamesh doesn't know me from adam.
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:06, archived)

In other news, ME ME ME ME ME!
I've put an answer in for this weeks QOTW
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:06, archived)

you have police land rovers on the falklands? I always assumed it would be a village bobby type on a pushbike
( , Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:11, archived)