no, my mum was rubbish at keepenig me safe,
and old men kept bumming me.
it was more of a present for her really.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Inspired!
I probably would just have stolen a kitchen knife
and gone out a-stabbing.
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

I wasn't allowed to play with knives.
she was strict about that.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)