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When I was about 9
I invented a creature called the Boob Hedgehog.

It was a hedgehog that launched itself at people's boobs, and... that was about it, actually.

What things did you invent as a child?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
A device that made Kevin Bacon cry when I pushed a button.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
The Fing-longer.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
Batteries.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
The Shrinquilator cannon.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
geoff capes invented that you terrible thief

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
and the egg brush
how can you possibly forget that?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
you upgraded it to produce emotion in him later didn't you
does it run on a SHATNER-EMOTENGINE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
Wireless internet and the boob tube

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
you could combine them and have roaming remote storage servers
with capacity measured in cups
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
ha
like it
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
Explosive devices for destroying things
(actually true - from the tender age of 13)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
the paedometer
its like a pedometer, but it tells you how many paces you are from the nearest paedophile.
Handy if you want to keep your kids safe.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
You had kids when you were a kid?
You massive chav
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
no, my mum was rubbish at keepenig me safe,
and old men kept bumming me.
it was more of a present for her really.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
Inspired!
I probably would just have stolen a kitchen knife
and gone out a-stabbing.
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
I wasn't allowed to play with knives.
she was strict about that.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
Or want to know how far to go for a free Mars Bar.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
yes, all the kids love
a mars bar and a bumfuck
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
dinosaurs, then I buried of load of the models I made

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
A lot of things to burn.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
I was a genius at building (and finding) dens.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
oh yes indeedy
hidden dens in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
Yes...they were the best kind
with chairs made out of old car seats, and a fuck off great big bonti (or bonfire for you southern types).
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

southern types people who speak english
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
We built Bases, and my mate's brothers built bases....
we would spend a day finding the right spot, then a week making them, then a day distroying them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
The expression
'Fucking A'
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
Yes, I belive this, I truely belive it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
an underground tunnel system
which was held up with 2x4 slats and survived a month before it rained incrediby hard and collapsed.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
The Sex Slide.
I lived on a hill, and i'ld buy the hill, and build a tounel going down the hill, and fill it with a bouncy-castle style slide.

It would have all sorts of bumps and textures on, and foam, and naked ladys would have sex with me while going down the slide.

100% Fact... I was about 10.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
I hope you have the patent on this
I await seeing you on Dragons Den.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
My friends.
All of them.
Then they invented the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
Aww, how qute, you think we're your friends.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
My friends were cunts to me last night
I don't need it from people I've never met today thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
poor old cowjam
tell us how they were cunts.
so we may replicate their actions.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
they were taunting my lack of sexual prowess
and told me how none of them would shag me (they were all girls), ever, even if the fate of the human race were counting on it.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
You should of gone to them
"Hay ! If you think i'm shit in bed, let's proove it, let's all have sex !"

I sooo wish that would work.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
one of them said "I bet you're shit in bet. I bet you couldn't satisfy me"
so I said "tenner on it?"

she just laughed
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
You were friends with Al Gore?
Cooooool.
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
a rocket propelled chemical bomb on wheels
made a nasty stain in the back yard
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
The sexclamation mark.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
MAN BEAR PIG

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
SUPER SERIAL

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
TOTALLY

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)