Or half an elephant.
Grey and dark red. See also: half a rhino, half a hippo, half a squirrel, etc.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

A semiphant

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)