Slice it off when he's sleeping.
He'll love that you're doing things for your relationship.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)

He'd cut my hair while I'm sleepuing to get back at me..
..he hates my fringe, it's a fally into eyes one.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)