If that was the case I'd say:
"Wow, I love marijuana! It totally influences me to do more drugs and neglect my friends, family and responsibilities! That lack of interest sure is crrazzzzyyy feeling!" and then I'd huff some oven cleaner and do a drive by.
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:20, archived)

MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)