breathe in as deeply as you can
hold your breath as long as you can
let your breath out as slowly as you can

repeat as necessary, works every time
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

Oh you cunt.
Reading this message worked.

You win a gold star.
( gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

just reading the message cured your hiccups?
blimey
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)