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I have hiccups.
Cure me you bunch of hideous inbred bastards.

And you.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
*slashes your diaphragm*

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
I could do with a cure that involves me being able to breathe afterwards.
You may not like it, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
BOO!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
FAIL.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
Tense your stomach, and get someone to punch it really hard.
If it works, no hiccups. If you do it wrong, you'll more than likely be winded.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
It certainly cured Houdinis hiccups.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
but utterly fucked his appendix.
Which might be viewed as a drawback.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
I have nobody here to punch me.
I'll try to take myself by surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
It's spelt Hiccoughs actually
the only word in the English language that "gh" makes a "p" sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
It's a very silly word
and I reserve the right to spell it more appropriately.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
Are you an american?
Spell Humour...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
Huemer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
It's spelt either, says the wonderous intarweb.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
The internet says you can spell
Humour humor, and honour honor (etc).
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
Fuck, the internet is obviously American.
Burn it. BURN IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
spent, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
Jesus christ how did that even happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
It's a miracle!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
It is spelled many ways.
All of them are true.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
I leant this from a word related course day I did.
"gh" is pronounced freakily different.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
you had to go on a course to find that out?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
It's a thing called "GIFT"
Like school, but for more interesting things.

www.giftltd.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
hahaha
it says "English flag" but it's a UK flag, and it's wrong anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
Clearly an idiot designed the site.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
You'd think they would have noticed.
They should get one of their gifted students to redo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
I could add damn nice CSS

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
Correct the facts first.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
Okay.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
HAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
It's pronounced f, as in ghoti.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
On his way down,
he passed hundreds of trout of different sizes...
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
do you have to drink slimbo at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
out of the wrong side of the glass

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
Do 20 sit ups.
The muscle use will distract you, the hiccups will go, and you'll have toned your abs a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
imagine that "requiem for a dream" is playing
realise how amazing and complicated that song is and how it is a modern classic and can invoke many emotions
then think about the fact that they played that piece of music from an equally breathtakingly excellent film as a backdrop for the return of louis walsh to X factor on saturday
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
NOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
I was very fucking angry
I think that was the moment I realised that culture is dead
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
Let's take all the clever people and build a new society!
Or send the stupid people into space.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
lets just fucking sort it out
english speaking countries are the only ones where "stupid" and "uncultured" and "without class or self respect" aren't unrepeatable mortal insults, to some people it's a badge of honour!
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
I blame the victorians
And the industrial revolution.


For most things actually.

*works on a sunday to defy them*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
I blame Captain Spunkybollocks

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
You were watching X factor
I'm surprised you can spell 'culture'
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
I was flicking between that and eastenders

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
I rest my case.

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
Kill them all!

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
I want to cure them. Not become fucking suicidal.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
i appreciated dildo porn so much more after that film

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
I have hiccups too
because I chewed my nicorette too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
I'm smoking a fag and I don't have hiccups
explain that one, medical science
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
Cocksucking cures hiccups?

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
it's funny because fag can mean fag

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
oooh
1 year yesterday for me
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
Thirteen weeks here.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
well done
1 week today for me, cold turkey.

I'll feel better in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
breathe in as deeply as you can
hold your breath as long as you can
let your breath out as slowly as you can

repeat as necessary, works every time
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
Oh you cunt.
Reading this message worked.

You win a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
just reading the message cured your hiccups?
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
*applies salt*
*leaves to dry*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
drink vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
Does Stella count?

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
combine this with spacefish's for an even tastier cure

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
hold your nose and swallow
it doesnt cure hiccups but i like the sound it makes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
1 Breathe in deeply.
2 Hold your breath.
3 Click on any of SickRik's links.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)