A good incentive is
that if you spend all your money you will have none left and won't be able to buy food and will die.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)

This.
When you get your loan, buy as many tinned goods, pasta, rice and frozen stuff you can carry.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)

Buy loads of kebabs and keep them under the bed.

(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)

My housemate's a thief and we can't afford to live elsewhere
Though we might keep tins under the bed.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)

Should have moved in with those two mages.

(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)

Why are you moving in with a thief?
And if you go vegan, no-one will eat your food.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)

And I cannot stress the importance of a decent condiment collection enough.

( Malaka omdz, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)