I need an excuse to whack her
If she tries to throw the first one, WINNAR!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

Indeed
while its probably better not to do that.

But if she hits you then fucking have her
( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

let's face it
she would kick your arse.
( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

She's a Pompey chav
I've lamped her before
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

lovely.
So you're the cunt then? WELL DONE.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

I lamped her for stealing £100

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

You're still a massive slack fanny bushpig though

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Well the least you could do is put your fanny juice in the milk then.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

sounds like the real problem in this household is you.

( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)