I'm trying to work out what you're on about
and I'm about to shut the PC down and smother it in coolant gel
( CowJam, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)

Contest in this context = appeal against the decisions.
Sounds like my brother and his Blue Badge (see the best of page in the Council Cunts qotw).
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)