ooh, my great great great great great grandad was Reverend Carus Wilson
he taught the Brontes and he was an utter cunt apparently
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

my mum had a different maiden name
to what it actually was, because her dad wanted to be a policeman, and he couldn't get it being related to the krays.
basically, i have gangster in my blood.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)